Puerto Villarta With My Girl - Day Tres and Cuatro
Monday morning we got suckered into the timeshare presentation.
The lady who welcomed us the night we got there was like, "Oh ladies, you can have a free breakfast, free taxi back to the airport, and 10% off your bill if you tour of the resort but they won't be able to give you a sales presentation because (to me) your husband isn't with you and (to Emmy) you are too young". She totally lied right to our faces. She was just so nice and we are just so clueless.
The breakfast was delicious and our tour guide, Eduardo, was the nicest.
He was about Jackson's age with a one year old son. He told me all about how he snuck into the US illegally and lived in Michigan for a few years. He ended up getting deported but he met his wife while he was in Michigan so it worked out.
We enjoyed the tour.
The resort is beautiful.
We did not enjoy the four sales guys that kept bugging us to buy a timeshare.
Just so you know, you CAN buy a timeshare without your husband and if you are 22.
And, if you actually want to buy a timeshare keep saying no until you get the guy who takes you to the basement, he'll give you the best price.
He'll also be pretty annoyed when you tell him, STILL NO.
We walked off our frustration on the beach.
Then we went to the how to make guacamole class.
It was great!
Our Monday was pretty busy so we decided to spend Tuesday back on the roof and that was a great decision.
Tuesday night we went to dinner and a show.
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The show was on the water, kind of like the fantasmic (or what ever it's called) show at Disneyland but unlike Disneyland's it only lasted a few minutes.
There was entertainment and dancing every night so we thought we'd check it out after dinner but there was no dancing with the 75 and older crowd.
Rather than dancing by ourselves we went back to our room to watch Bird Box.
Even with all the Vidangel filters it was still really scary! If you liked A Quiet Place you'd like Bird Box.
The lady who welcomed us the night we got there was like, "Oh ladies, you can have a free breakfast, free taxi back to the airport, and 10% off your bill if you tour of the resort but they won't be able to give you a sales presentation because (to me) your husband isn't with you and (to Emmy) you are too young". She totally lied right to our faces. She was just so nice and we are just so clueless.
The breakfast was delicious and our tour guide, Eduardo, was the nicest.
He was about Jackson's age with a one year old son. He told me all about how he snuck into the US illegally and lived in Michigan for a few years. He ended up getting deported but he met his wife while he was in Michigan so it worked out.
We enjoyed the tour.
The resort is beautiful.
We did not enjoy the four sales guys that kept bugging us to buy a timeshare.
Just so you know, you CAN buy a timeshare without your husband and if you are 22.
And, if you actually want to buy a timeshare keep saying no until you get the guy who takes you to the basement, he'll give you the best price.
He'll also be pretty annoyed when you tell him, STILL NO.
We walked off our frustration on the beach.
Then we went to the how to make guacamole class.
It was great!
Our Monday was pretty busy so we decided to spend Tuesday back on the roof and that was a great decision.
Tuesday night we went to dinner and a show.
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The show was on the water, kind of like the fantasmic (or what ever it's called) show at Disneyland but unlike Disneyland's it only lasted a few minutes.
There was entertainment and dancing every night so we thought we'd check it out after dinner but there was no dancing with the 75 and older crowd.
Rather than dancing by ourselves we went back to our room to watch Bird Box.
Even with all the Vidangel filters it was still really scary! If you liked A Quiet Place you'd like Bird Box.
